4chan Made a Boycott List, and I Am Offended

Alcoholic Luigi's Postcards from MetaCon 2013I’m not just offended, I’m pissed off. I’m also enraged, annoyed, upset, and any other adjective meaning “not happy” that my pocket thesaurus can find. Why, do you ask?

Because I’m not on the list!

Seriously, guys! I look at this list, and I go “Man, what does Jim Sterling have that I don’t have?” I mean, let’s be honest here, other than a web show, awesome accent, and millions of fans, what does that man have that I don’t have?!

…I may have answered my own question. Neither here nor there. I’m the girl who wrote about Zero Suit Samus’ high heels and how they’re stupid! I’m the guy who wrote about the transgendered Birdo jokes and how they need to stop. I’m the Princess who wrote about Princess Peach, and how all the re-imaginings of it are just assigning traditionally masculine traits to her instead of finding power and strength in traditionally feminine ones.

Yet for some reason, I don’t get to be on the same list as these people? Ah well. At least 4chan gave me a list of journalists to support.

Unsourced, because fuck whoever made this.

Unsourced, because fuck whoever made this.

  • http://nichegamer.net/ bf313

    Let em all burn, this website along with the lot of them. Hope you enjoy your periodic traffic jump because of this bullshit.