The Floating Staff Glitch in Skyrim Is Hilarious

Apparently "Skyrim Lydia Hot" Is a Thing, and It Might Even Be TrendingSo I’m chillaxing in my house, playing me some awesome Skyrim, when I purchase a house in Windhelm. It’s absurdly expensive for a house that was the scene of a grisly murder, but hey, I’ll talk more about that later. I get it furnished, and then I go to put a staff in a display case. What happens?

Floating staff, of course.

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I Have My Teenage Comic Book Card Collection Back!

DSCN5145I’ve mentioned before that I don’t know much about comics. That was a lie. The real truth is that I don’t know much about modern comics. When I was a teenager, however, I loved comic books, and I collected the ever-loving shit out of the cards.

Since I was down in my ancestral homeland, I picked my stuff up.

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Skyrim’s Dragonborn Has Hot Sex with Lydia in This Ridiculous Mod

Skyrim's Dragonborn Has Hot Sex with Lydia in This Ridiculous ModBeware, beware, the Dragonborn cums.

No, that’s not a typo. As you may have surmised, I’ve been having a lot of fun with Skyrim mods of late. The mod that lets you turn dragons into Macho Man Randy Savage is still the most insane. I’ve also found mods that add in new weapons, such as the Master Sword and Captain America’s shield. I’ve found mods that add in new followers, some of whom have full dialogue voice acting.

And then there’s the mod that lets you have sex with the various NPCs.

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Nintendo Should Release Fatal Frame V in the US If They Want My Money

This is the plan basically. Take it as you will.Back when I was doing a series on video games that can be considered art, I wrote about a horror game called Fatal Frame II. I fell in love with the game for its ability to draw me into a horrific world where no individual battle could be won, because the setting itself was my enemy.

So now there’s a Fatal Frame V, apparently? With the ability to use the Wii U GamePad as the Camera Obscura?

Nintendo, I would like to give you my money.

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Skyrim Mod Community, You Are Insane

Being a person who has a number of actual mental disabilities, as well as dealing with other people who have their own mental disabilities, I don’t use the word “insane” lightly. Yet it’s the only word I can use, upon discovering a specific mod.

The mod that makes dragons look like Macho Man Randy Savage.

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I Am Dragonborn, Slayer of Dragons and Horrible Spouse to Aela the Huntress

Skyrim Facebook HackedIf you’ve been keeping up with my articles, you’ll know that I got Skyrim not too long ago. I know it’s hard to remember amongst my slew of Marvel Heroes articles, but I’ve been playing the hell out of that game, too. It’s probably the closest to real gaming in video game form I’ve ever found, allowing me to create a look I enjoy, play through missions the way I want (including not doing them a all), and even get married.

But boy howdy, am I shitty to my spouse.

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Final Fantasy VI: This Is Not Clickbait or Anything

LockeFinal Fantasy VI is objectively the best Final Fantasy game. People sometimes disagree with me, but they’re entirely incorrect. Here are 5 reasons.

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Marvel Heroes: My Boss-Killer Black Widow Is Better than Your Black Widow

BW TopAs many of you know, I’m not ‘teh hardkorz’ when it comes to gameplay. I don’t tend to party up and do raids, even on the rare occasion I play an MMO. I’m much more of a role-player, and when I play games, I play them to feel immersed in the setting.

That’s why my boss-killer Black Widow is fantastic.

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Dear Naughty Dog, the Uncharted Series Needs an Entire Game about Nathan Drake’s Butt

Nate's Uncharted ButtI’m the first to point out that I don’t much care for modern gaming (except for the games I do care about). Thus, I don’t own a PS3, which is the only console on which you can find the Uncharted series. (For now, anyway.) And of course, I’ve never played a single Uncharted game, either, though I have played Uncharted‘s disturbed little brother The Last of Us.

But that might change if Naughty Dog makes a game all about Nathan Drake’s butt.

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Marvel Heroes Continues Getting You Hooked on a Feeling

d9JyOPOI already mentioned the amazing Guardians of the Galaxy based sales going on over at Marvel Heroes. Yesterday’s sale was the Guardians of the Galaxy pre-sale pack, full of GotG characters and team-up characters.

Today’s sale is a bunch of boost bundles.

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