Compared to Skyrim, Oblivion Looks like a Cat’s Ass

I give you oblivionLook, I don’t want to insult someone’s favorite game. Oblivion has a lot going for it, and I’m having fun with it. It’s sort of a shock going from Skyrim to Oblivion, but that’s true when I go from Skyrim to Minecraft, as well, so that can’t be blamed on the game.

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Random Things In Skyrim That Entertain Me

This article isn’t really about anything, other than the title. I’ve been playing a lot of Skyrim, as you’ve probably guessed from the massive number of articles I’ve written about it lately. There are a number of things that entertain me, but don’t really merit their own article. So I’m going to put them all into one.

Here’s my Dragonborn dual-wielding scimitars.

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Adal Matar: Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight

ScreenShot46Welcome back, Lords and Ladies, to Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight. Today’s mod gets me genuinely excited, so instead of making up some reason why you should be interested, I’m going to get right into it.

Adal Matar, The Lost Stronghold!

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Eryniel Elf Reborn: Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight

ScreenShot31Welcome back, lords and ladies, to the segment where I show off some mod or another that I really enjoy. Today, I’m showcasing a mod that adds a new, unique follower to the game.

Eryniel, Elf Reborn!

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I May Be Addicted to Skyrim

SkyrimLook, I have shit to do. I’ve got to write stuff for GeekParty and several other sites. I have games to review, YouTube videos to watch, and jabroni asses to kick.

Yet I keep starting new games in Skyrim.

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I Love How Realistic the Dawnguard Armor in Skyrim Looks

Skyrim ArmorAs you probably know, I’ve been playing an ungodly amount of Skyrim for some time now. I make no excuses nor apologies for this, it’s just a fantastic game. I love nearly everything about it (even though it could do with a bit more freedom of choice). I also have a deep seated love of pretty princess dress me up.

Yet I’m surprised I love the Dawnguard armor as much as I do.

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4chan Made a Boycott List, and I Am Offended

Alcoholic Luigi's Postcards from MetaCon 2013I’m not just offended, I’m pissed off. I’m also enraged, annoyed, upset, and any other adjective meaning “not happy” that my pocket thesaurus can find. Why, do you ask?

Because I’m not on the list!

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I Only Want to Play Minecraft While Stoned

Minecraft mad cowI don’t know why I feel the way I do about Minecraft these days. It’s a fantastic game, and I do enjoy playing it. Maybe it has to do with my ADHD and the fact that I have a hard time focusing on any one thing. Maybe it just has to do with my mindset when I’m hopped up on the wacky tobaccy.

Yet I can’t deny that the only time I want to play Minecraft these days is when I’m stoned.

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I Just Can’t Get Into Tropico 4

Tropico 4I’m trying to get into Tropico 4, but I just can’t.

I want to make it abundantly clear that I’m not calling Tropico 4 a bad game. Quite the contrary, it seems to be a very good. It explains its rules well, it gives me a large playground in which to play, and it allows me to live out my dictator fantasies.

Sadly, it’s just not grabbing me.

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Captain America’s Shield: Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight

ScreenShot4Welcome back, lords and ladies, to the segment where I tell you about a Skyrim mod I’ve been having stupid amounts of fun with. Today we showcase a simple, yet effective, mod that has become one of my primary weapons.

Captain America’s shield.

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