Bandolier – Bags and Pouches – Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight

Skyrim ModWelcome back, gentle readers, to Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight, the series where I talk about awesome Skyrim mods I’ve found, and why I like them.

Last time, I talked about Project Flintlock, and how it brought an explosive good time to the land of Skyrim. Today, I’ll be hating myself for making that joke, and talking about Bandolier – Bags and Pouches.

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Skyrim Could Allow More Freedom of Choice

Skyrim Facebook Hacked

I can already hear your thoughts (because I’m psychic). “But Alcoholic Luigi,” you’re thinking. “You said Skyrim had an amazing amount of freedom of choice!”

I did. I stand by that. But there are still things I feel like I should be able to do, yet the game doesn’t let me.

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Wild Cherry Pepsi Is the Best Gamer Fuel

Metal Gear - Nacho Kind of PeopleI want to state this in no uncertain terms:

Fuck Mountain Dew.

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Josh W. Should Pre-Order Hyrule Warriors Three Times

Hyrule Warriors ZeldaAs I’ve mentioned before, I don’t own a Wii U, but I’m not going to let that stop me from playing the shit out of Hyrule Warriors. The game will allow me to play Princes Zelda while mowing down mooks and moblins; that sounds like a great time. Now it turns out that Amazon, Best Buy, and GameStop each have a different, yet similar, Hyrule Warriors pre-order offer.

They each have costumes from different Legend of Zelda games.

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Phil Fish Is My Hero for His Tweets About Ferguson

FergusonRecently, Phil Fish went on a Twitter spree about two things. Misogyny against Zoe Quinn, and the situation in Ferguson, MO.

And he’s my hero for both.

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ef – The First Tale Is Already 100% Better Than EROGE! Sex and Games Make Sexy Games

Ef the first taleFor reasons I can not possibly understand, our Senior Editor has asked me to review ef – The First Tale. ef is another Eroge visual novel, and I strongly suspect that the reason she asked me to review it is because she forgot the pecking order.

Still and all, it’s already amazingly better than EROGE!

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Josh Missed the Point of My Tropico 4 E-mail Registering Rage

Tropico 4Josh W. apparently decided to take time out of his busy schedule of buying more beer for me to drink in order to look up a way to play Tropico 4 without having to register your e-mail. I don’t know why he did this, since I already wound up registering my spam e-mail account.

Plus, in doing so, he missed the entire point.

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No, Tropico 4, I Don’t Want to Register My Email Address

Tropico 4A friend of mine purchased Tropico 4 for me, based on the theory that they really like the game, so presumably I, too, will like the game. I might like the game. I have no clue, because I haven’t played it yet.

I haven’t played it yet because it wants me to register a fucking account to receive “community updates” and other bullshit I don’t care about before it will let me.

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I Will Absolutely Play the Shit Out of Hyrule Warriors

Hyrule Warriors ZeldaI’ve only played one Dynasty Warriors game, and even then, it was just a demo. Still, I’m familiar enough with the concept to have a pretty good idea how Hyrule Warriors will work.

I’m gonna play as Princess Zelda, and I’m gonna mow down hoards of mooks.

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Guns in Skyrim: Alcoholic Luigi’s Skyrim Mod Spotlight

Skyrim ModI’ve been enjoying the hell out of the various Skyrim mods I’ve found. I’ve mentioned a few of them, and linked to a few of them, but I’ve never called down a spotlight on any that I find particularly interesting.

So I’m going to start with Project Flintlock.

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