Last time, I talked about Project Flintlock, and how it brought an explosive good time to the land of Skyrim. Today, I’ll be hating myself for making that joke, and talking about Bandolier – Bags and Pouches.
Fuck Mountain Dew.
As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t own a Wii U, but I’m not going to let that stop me from playing the shit out of Hyrule Warriors. The game will allow me to play Princes Zelda while mowing down mooks and moblins; that sounds like a great time. Now it turns out that Amazon, Best Buy, and GameStop each have a different, yet similar, Hyrule Warriors pre-order offer.
They each have costumes from different Legend of Zelda games.
For reasons I can not possibly understand, our Senior Editor has asked me to review ef – The First Tale. ef is another Eroge visual novel, and I strongly suspect that the reason she asked me to review it is because she forgot the pecking order.
Still and all, it’s already amazingly better than EROGE!
Josh W. apparently decided to take time out of his busy schedule of buying more beer for me to drink in order to look up a way to play Tropico 4 without having to register your e-mail. I don’t know why he did this, since I already wound up registering my spam e-mail account.
Plus, in doing so, he missed the entire point.
A friend of mine purchased Tropico 4 for me, based on the theory that they really like the game, so presumably I, too, will like the game. I might like the game. I have no clue, because I haven’t played it yet.
I haven’t played it yet because it wants me to register a fucking account to receive “community updates” and other bullshit I don’t care about before it will let me.