Mists of Pandaria is one giant macguffin for the Warlords of Draenor expansion.
Azeroth had managed to eliminate the threats of Kil’jaeden (well, temporarily anyway), Arthas, and Deathwing before discovering Pandaria.
Hitting Level 90 in Mists of Pandaria gave World of Warcraft veterans an unfamiliar thought:
“What the hell do I do now?”
Turned off by the lighthearted nature of the Mists of Pandaria reveal trailer and cinematic, the harshness of Cataclsym seemed long gone. Blizzard painted a picture of a World of Warcraft that needed to “relax, slow down” (a phrase said by many Pandaren NPCs). [Read more...]
The Saturn burned out the second Sony announced the price-tag of the original PlayStation. The GameCube launched without a Mario game (sorry, Luigi) before eventually falling off the mainstream radar. The Wii U has (unfortunately) not seen the same successes its predecessor did. The PS3′s launch was an absolute shitstorm. The Xbox One’s release was marred with a severe case of inserting-your-foot-into-your-mouth disease.
Nobody is perfect, and it’s important to remember that the next time we see sales figures released.
We pulled the following quote from the Internet and censored out the clues, and now we’re asking you, the GeekParty reader, to figure out who said it. Would you kindly play along?
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I’m not going to lie: the Ghost Edition of Destiny is a really, really tempting purchase. The replica of Ghost would go nicely next to my Alduin statue and Big Daddy figurine. The steel box would also go nicely next to my boxes of BioShock and Skyrim, complete with their different cover art and packaging, on a one-way trip straight to hell.
When it comes to my game collection, I’m incredibly OCD. I can’t have any of that ugly “Greatest Hits” box art. My copy of Halo 3 has seen the Xbox 360 lettering stained blue by sunlight. I freak out about the tiniest of discrepancies on my boxes.
I get that Activision and Bungie are trying to make the Special Edition copies of Destiny seem, well, special, but aren’t there other ways to accomplish this? Like, for example, the Ghost replica that comes with the game? I just want my boxes to look completely uniform on my shelf. That’s not an unreasonable request, right?
At least they didn’t pull a Blizzard and include an incredibly thin DVD game case inside their giant chests of Collector’s Editions.
Josh Wirtanen, GeekParty’s Editor in Chief, really doesn’t like it when we misspell DuckTales.
See, Josh is a super huge fan of the amazing cartoon, as am I, so I can relate to his misery. But it’s really hard to not poke the bear:
…woo hoo *sniffle*
Our all-powerful Editor-in-Chief Josh Wirtanen (don’t worry, Alcoholic Luigi, you’re still numero uno) mentioned that he might have access to a Secret Ponchos review code. I was ecstatic; I spammed him with multiple posts of “YES! YES! YES!” The problem was that I’d have to wait for the code.
Screw waiting; I’ve waited long enough for Secret Ponchos. Enough was enough, so I went out and purchased a four-pack. The fine folks at Switchblade Monkeys have been working long and hard at the game. Finally, I have the means to play it in the comfort of my own home. They deserve my money.
Normally games in Early Access should be approached with caution, but Secret Ponchos is different. The game’s been demoed several times at E3 and PAX. This isn’t a “here’s our prototype” scenario; it plays more like a multiplayer beta. A very, very, enjoyable multiplayer beta.
According to VideoGamer.com, a playable female character in Assassin’s Creed: Unity would have doubled the work.
“It was a feature on our list until not too long ago, but it’s a question of focus and production,” Ubisoft technical director James Therien said. “So we wanted to make sure we had the best experience for the character. A female character means that you have to redo a lot of animations, a lot of costumes. It would have doubled the work on those things…It’s unfortunate, but it’s a reality of game development.” [Read more...]
As much as I enjoyed your digital event this morning, you’re a bunch of jerks. [Read more...]
I mentioned not that long ago that I had never played a Pokémon game in my life. Well, I've rectified that now, having invested about a half hour … [Read More...]
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Last night, our Editor in Chief and I started playing Diablo III, and it's been pretty great so far. He's got a flail-wielding Crusader, I've got a … [Read More...]
EarthBound's Pokey Minch is a conniving, calculating coward. His taunts are incredibly childish, and his actions are unbelievably evil. He thinks … [Read More...]
"Master of unlocking." "Jill sandwich." If you played video games in the 90s, you're probably intimately familiar with these phrases, which both … [Read More...]