Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 22] : Pussy Riot Batman


Russians and time are on tap this week, so pop your Miraclo, set your watch, and get all up in it. Can a Communist Superman save the planet without compromising his ideals? Can one lone pharmacist battle the powerful forces that threaten his entire bottle city? Is the Kingpin just a strong fatty or does he have some kind of enhancement? Why can’t Hourman be fat?! Is Randy Quaid in your bloodstream?! Some things we know, some things we don’t wanna know.

Also! Okoye rises from the grave, Wings on Things, The Bog-Man Twerketh, and some sizzling hot design tips for your Male Baconian Flight Cave.

Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 21] – Gods & Golems w/ Meg Gandy


This week Gordy and Justin welcome Meg Gandy, the incredibly talented artist behind the hit web comic Godsend and a ton of other awesome stuff, into their virtual studio to talk shop and then some. Meg shares tips, talks D&D, reinvents Wonder Woman for a new generation, and so much more. While you’re listening be sure to check out her amazing work at godsend.shatterlands.com, megrar.deviantart.com – and follow her on twitter @megrar!

Also this week – How many editors is too many editors, the glory of Let’s Plays, reading the Bible at 11, and plunging things you should never have to plunge. Don’t forget to check out Meg’s comic recommendations below!

Meg Recommends –
Oh Human Star
String Theory

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 20]: Bakula, Dracula, Monterey Jackula



In an episode that is sure to inspire the FFFF community (Fan Fic For F-Sure) for years to come, Gordy asks Justin to help him sort through his confusing feelings about the X-Men. This quickly turns in to a discussion of venereal disease in the shape-changer community and Mystique’s time as a Chimp Shaman. So, everything works itself out in the end. Then they go over a couple of scamps Gordy has no confusion about, only a deep-seated and never-ending love: Longshot and Dazzler. Who’s got four fingers and a mullet? The guy who knocked up Galactus’s Disco Herald and gave birth to himself. That’s who.

ALSO! Ziggy’s terrible secret, the ghosts of steamboats past, Everybody Loves Shooter, and the true location of the Mojoverse.

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 19]: 2015 Big Hugs Showdown


Two champions. One wears a black suit because he’s sad and good at night punching. The other one IS a black suit who gets mad and is good at night biting. Batman & Venom. They’re both amazing huggers, truly at the top of their game, and now they face off for the ultimate prize. Who’s gonna win? We dunno, so you tell us who you think it should be. What’s the prize? Good question. It’s nothing.
PLUS! Ashton Kutcher’s trick breathing, a Mel Gibson side-hug, how 9/11 changed the Steamiverse forever, and Joey Mad gets a hot foot! Woah! Don’t forget – write to your local representatives if you think alien symbiotes should be susceptible to the penance stare.

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 18] : Wheezing the Juice


Get off your soggy bottom and wipe the sleep out of those milky white eyes, because it’s time for the underwater adventure of a lifetime! Join Geordi LaForge, Damp Wolverine, Polar Bear: The Climber, Aqualad, Encino Man, and more as we celebrate the best and worst of water & ice-based super people. So climb outta those bunks and put on your trunks cause we’re hitting the crocodile mile with appropriate style.

Plus! Justin becomes a lake monster, we learn a new word, worry about ice slides, and The Precious Kaiser changes the face of Europe forever.

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 17]: God and Baseball


March Hugness is in full swing! This week, the DC Big Hugs Bracket gets laid out, and we end up with some pretty powerful match-ups. In a universe filled with gods and monsters, can a guy like Rick Flagg hug his way to the top? Today, we learn the answer. Don’t forget to make your predictions and place your bets for the upcoming 2015 Marvel/DC Big Hugs Championship Episode!

After all the hugs, the boys do double duty on some listener requests, and their hard work pays off. Big money says Mr. Wet and Swizzle Play-Man The Everstriped will be around for decades to come. Wanna get in on the ground floor of this hot new comic fad? Well do it. Nobody’s stopping you.

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 16] – The Bishop Who Cried Apocalypse


This is it! GtJc is kicking off the first annual Superhero Big Hugs Championship this week, and you won’t wanna miss out on all the adorable action! Ever wondered who would win in a hug-off between Venom and The Vision? Or Rogue and Mr. Fantastic? Well wonder no more, weirdos, as we go through the Marvel Hugs bracket and figure it all out. When the dust settles the boys hug one another in triumph and relief, only to then start fist fighting over who hugs the best between them and how many arms are required for maximum comfort. Next week – DC!

Bishop also gets talked about a bit this eppy, but the time travel aspect to his whole deal means we don’t get very far. And we had to check in with Paste-Pot Pete, so they ate up some of his time. PLUS! The non-magical Wizard tries to wrangle Carnage, Forge goes insane, an axe man seeks redemption in the woods, and designer prison camp tattoos. Hug it out!

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 15]: Beagle Dangle


War. War never changes. Whether you’re a renegade mist-man battling in the streets over union rights or some weirdo engaged in covert ketchup operations for the fat cats at Hunts, you’re bound to be altered by the horrors of war. Kids these days never had to live through anything like America’s first civil war, but they did have to cope with the grim realities of a newer, flashier, far less lethal version in Marvel’s Civil War. We go over what it was, why it happened, and why Dr. Strange decided to sit this one out (hint – no gems).

Plus! The curvier the bullet the better, what to do when a Mud Man cometh, Aunt May’s specialty armor plans, and Liver & Onions Gerald gets reminded of his place.

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 14] : Malibu Smog Dawg


Kicking! Punching! Blocking! Chopping! It’s all happening on this weeks eppy! First up, Jackie Chan’s Spartan X gets a boot to the gut. Even with his strategy guides he was no match for us. Then we go balls to the wall on Mortal Kombat and it’s many comic iterations. Turns out Raiden and Kano make almost as great a duo as G & J! And for the main event we take on Injustice: Gods Among Us, maybe the most successful comic ever based on a video game. Probably because it was a game based on the comics. Regardless, we get all up in it.

Also! We clear up some Steam Man/Smog Dawg/Steam Dog/TMNT confusion for loyal listener Julian, Bog Man Freely makes his return, Gaia Goldberg debuts, Gordy drinks a Cosmic Treadmill (vodka and code red), and Alf lands on Cat Planet. Midway is dead. Long live Midway!

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Gordy Tells Justin Comics [Episode 13] – The Gems of Vanderscootch Abbernathy


Who can stop the Juggernaut?! Nobody! Well, Onslaught can and did. And Spider-Man…kinda. And The Hulk. OK, so maybe a bunch of people can stop him. But not for long! The boys go over some of the shell head’s greatest hits and greatest push-ups this eppy. Then they move on to the Onslaught Saga, Marvel’s big time crossover event from the late 90s. How many hugs does it take to convince Franklin Richards to make a new world? Is Dr. Strange capable of leaving even a single gem or crystal in the Marvel Universe unmolested? Can one Goblin truly make a difference? The answers are within.

Not to mention! Loyal listener Matt faces his greatest foe, Billy in the parks doing recreations, Gordy’s nicotine naps, Fuberbatch Undercum, Coaxial Abberscratch, Collapsable Ubersnatch, and Benescoops Cumbersnacks. By the Oily Eye of Abbernathy, you don’t wanna miss this!

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