EarthBound‘s Pokey Minch is a conniving, calculating coward. His taunts are incredibly childish, and his actions are unbelievably evil. He thinks nothing of sacrificing others, even if it doesn’t benefit him in any substantial way. [Read more...]
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Nintendo has finally revealed what Sheik’s actual gender is. Bill Trinen of Nintendo said she is, 100%, without a doubt, female — just Zelda in ninja clothing.
Many fans had a theory that Zelda used magic to actually turn herself into a man in Ocarina of Time. The fact that every transformation was concealed by some sparkly magic, her eye color doesn’t match up, princess Ruto referred to Sheik as male, their body types were totally different, and more random obscure Zelda facts only put fuel on the fire.
One dollar per week: that was the slave wage that my parents tried to pass off as an allowance in 1990. After receiving my first stipend, my mother drove me to a local toy store where we all learned that a dollar isn’t enough to buy anything.
I bought a tiny airplane. My mom chipped in.
After blowing my very first bankroll on a stupid airplane, I saved almost every dime that I managed to get my hands on for nearly a year, and I was still $30 shy of the $89.99 that I needed to get my hands on a Game Boy.
But my birthday was right around the corner, so I told everyone that I wouldn’t be accepting gifts this year. It was cash or nothing.
My aunt bought me a fucking yo-yo. Bitch.
When the dust settled, I was still $5 short, but went home with a Game Boy anyway. My dad chipped in.
I’ve owned that little grey brick for 24 years, and it still works perfectly. Every time I move, it moves with me, and if my house ever catches fire, I’ll probably try to grab it on the way out. I wasn’t even mad when Nintendo dropped the price to $50 a few months after I got it.
Happy 25th Anniversary, Game Boy. You’re still my favorite handheld.
Centipup is a cross between Centipede and Denny’s popular Pancake Puppies, and over 16,000 people have posted to the leaderboards so far. Of these 16,000-plus, I am ranked 2nd.
They’re open 24 hours a day, they serve breakfast all day long, they have coffee, and they attract the sort of crowd that’s not going to judge a guy for being an alcoholic. Plus, there’s a Denny’s within walking distance of my house, so no one has to drunk drive to get there.
Image source: Clock Tower Wikia
Capcom is known for their dabbles into survival horror games; Resident Evil coined the term “survival horror,” after all. But what you might not know is that they released a little hidden gem of a spin-off from the Clock Tower series – Haunting Ground ( also known as Demento in Japan).