I Will Absolutely Play the Shit Out of Hyrule Warriors

Hyrule Warriors ZeldaI’ve only played one Dynasty Warriors game, and even then, it was just a demo. Still, I’m familiar enough with the concept to have a pretty good idea how Hyrule Warriors will work.

I’m gonna play as Princess Zelda, and I’m gonna mow down hoards of mooks.

This is the greatest thing ever. Link? Don’t give a shit. Bug lady? Don’t give a shit. Whoever the fuck else they have there? Don’t. Give. A. Shit.

There is precisely one character in that game that appeals to me, but she appeals to me enough that I’m going to play the shit out of this game.

There is the slight problem of me not owning a Wii U, but that’s easy enough to fix. Josh W. owns one, so I can just go to his house all the time.

Josh Metrico