For some reason, our Editor in Chief Josh W. seems to have forgotten my intense, driving need to play Hyrule Warriors. Not because I have ever played a Dynasty Warriors game, and not because I’m a huge Legend of Zelda fan.
No, I need to play this game because I can play as Princess Zelda mowing down mooks. This is a thing that is vitally important to my continued existence, and yet for some reason, Josh W. hasn’t invited me over to his house. That’s alright. I’m writing this article from the front doorstep of the GeekParty Mansion. And he will let me in if he knows what’s good for him.
After all, this is what I did to the last GeekParty staffer who forgot the pecking order.
LET ME IN YOUR HOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEEE!