That was his first mistake.
You see, I don’t have any money. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, a set of skills that I have learned over a long period of time. A set of skills that make me a nightmare to people like Josh W.
The Wii is with me now. And when I’m done?
When I’m done, it will understand that I am its only lifeline, and it will never want to go anywhere else, ever again.